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I’m in dire need of cash at the moment. I’ve got to come up with a fearful sum in two weeks for a couple of months of rent or I’ll end up on the street selling my body to German businessmen in order to support my smack habit which I will have no doubt to cope with my despair. Or I could to something that normal people do in situations like this even though “normal” people are not supposed to end up in fixes like this. I could try to sell of things like my stereo or my beloved bike on an auction site like the ever so excellent lauritz.com. It could save since some of my stuff should fetch a, if not handsome, a tidy sum. Wonder my I didn’t think of that earlier. No getting down on sweaty sales execs in shady hotel rooms, if I’m lucky.